The Haircut

Home Forums Jokes And Other Funny Things The Haircut

This topic contains 0 replies, has 1 voice, and was last updated by  sme 4 years, 10 months ago.

Viewing 1 post (of 1 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #3763

    sme
    Moderator

    The Haircut

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
    After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,
    ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’

    The florist was pleased and left the shop.
    When the barber went to open his shop the next
    morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen
    roses waiting for him at his door.
    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries
    to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept
    money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’

    The cop was happy and left the shop.
    The next morning when the barber went to open up,
    there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts
    waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when
    he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied,
    ‘I cannot accept money from you.
    I’m doing community service this week.’
    The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
    The next morning, when the barber
    went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined
    up waiting for a free haircut.

Viewing 1 post (of 1 total)

You must be logged in to reply to this topic.